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06/24/2007 10:43 - Ferris Bueller:
Go to work in the morning, and upon arriving, complain of not feeling well. Sit down at your desk, and after a few minutes, quietly pee your pants. Wait til the boss is nearby, then stand up and tell the boss "Boss, I must really be sick -- I can't even control myself." The boss will immediately become sympathetic, and send you home for the day. You will have accomplished 3 things at once: 1) You peed your pants. 2) You got the whole day off (do with it what you wish). 3) You should get an enormous amount of sympathy from your coworkers, as apparently (to them), you really are sick.
This method is best used during a Brewers home game during the day, as you can use your day off to go out to the game, singing Danke Shoen in an impromptu parade on your way to Miller Park. - Bruce
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